• juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
    • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
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  1. tastefullyoffensive:

    [via]

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  2. gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

    gotitforcheap:

    fuck her right in the pursey 

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  3. tastefullyoffensive:

    Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

    Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

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  4. mycheekyfinn:

    official-nasa:

    monilip:

    dont-stop-runninggg:

    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

    That was deep

    philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

    That was deeper.

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  5. scarlettmortis:

So badass

Team Rocket has game

    scarlettmortis:

    So badass

    Team Rocket has game

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  6. xlarrystylinson:

    Brazil vs. Germany on twitter

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  7. nevver:

Fred Lonidier
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  8. hudsonsbluff:

Amélie (2001)

I thought this was Pulp Fiction

    hudsonsbluff:

    Amélie (2001)

    I thought this was Pulp Fiction

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  9. Telling students they willingly entered into student loan debt is BS.

    adventuresinlearning:

    If going to college means getting a better job than the choice is not either be in debt or not. I willingly signed the papers to get the loan to go to college, because I had no other choice. Give me another way to pay for college and I would gladly do it. Make college affordable and I will not…

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