Onion gatherers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no Farquaad, hold no layers, father no infant ogres. I shall use no lube and avoid all condoms. I shall live and die with Shrek inside me. I am the ogre in the darkness. I am the servant of the ogrelord. I am the sex doll that pleases the great lord, Shrek. I pledge my life and honor to shrek, for the night and all the nights to come.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
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